Better Left Alone
A documentary film crew will be digging up the supposedly buried E.T. cartridges in New Mexico this Saturday. My theory is that during the years of imprisonment underground, the E.T. for Atari games morphed into a demon elder who feeds on Reese’s Pieces and the hatred of internet gamers everywhere.
I never really considered E.T.’s Lovecraftian potential. Thank you for ridding me of the childlike wonder that movie instilled within me and replacing it with dread, paranoia, and ultimate madness.
E.T. 2: Call of Cthulhu
Just wait for the Lucas special edition of that sequel :)
All guns are replaced with Ewoks
I wanna see Cthulhu VS Godzilla
It’s Cthulhu! And he’s calling collect!