Assassins of Notre Dame

Apr 10, 2014

The Hunchback of Notre Dame actually takes place almost a century before the French Revolution, which is the actual time period that Assassin’s Creed: Unity will be taking place. But who cares? Everyone will still be sprinting across the top of Notre Dame singing along to the song “Out There”.

Almost every Assassin’s Creed takes place in a location that’s also been done in a Disney movie. The first one had locations that could be compared to Aladdin. The second one and its sequels mostly took place in Italy, the setting of Pinocchio. The third one was colonial America, so Pocahontas clearly (In fact the opening romance where you’re playing as Haytham could totes have him and his native american love interesting running around as she sings “Colors of the Wind”). I shouldn’t even have to make the comparison between AC IV and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Oh, and while I haven’t played it, I’m pretty sure Assassin’s Creed: Liberation was in New Orleans, so I guess The Princess and the Frog, though they really REALLY took place in two different timelines haha

└ Chapter: 13
└ Characters: Austin, Bryan

6 Comments

  1. polyfandrous

    I’m in tears from laughing and I’m very disappointed at the lack of comments on this page!

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    • DairyBoy117

      haha well I’m glad you enjoyed it at least :P

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  2. mitspeiler

    I’m pretty sure it’s more than a century dawg, but you don’t hire me to revise your blog posts :P
    But yeah this comic remains solid gold

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    • DairyBoy117

      Solid like the bromance between Quasibrodo and the Brosassin

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  3. SleepyWizards

    Quasibrodo and that mouth curve in the final panel? Simply the best.

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    • DairyBoy117

      Thanks! I get a kick out of working the word bro into things, this comic was too much fun haha

      Reply

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