Xbox, Stahp

Nov 24, 2013

Austin’s Xbox One is a feminist so he better watch it with them demands. Her name is Clara and she doesn’t care for these “women belong in the kitchen” jokes. She is a strong independent console who stands for equality and an end to the patriarchy!

Also, unintentional Homestuck reference in the fifth panel. I decided to leave it, cause Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

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└ Tags: Halo, Video Games, Xbox

9 Comments

  1. mitspeler

    Her mother was the foremost authority on socio-political theory in her youth. They lived in a duplex above a family of Quakers.

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    • DairyBoy117

      Angelina Grimké?

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  2. ThorsHammer9999

    Austin’s X1 is distantly related to Lady Godiva.

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    • DairyBoy117

      A Peeping PS4 looked upon her and was struck with the Blue Light of Death

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      • ThorsHammer9999

        Not to be a jerk but hey, just saying, Lady Godiva knew how to protest haha….in truth actually the idea that skinny women are attractive is relatively knew, when Lady Godiva was alive being overweight was considered attractive because it meant you were healthy and capable of rearing children, which was huge in the dark ages.

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        • DairyBoy117

          So basically the equivalent story in modern times would be someone overweight doing the same?

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          • ThorsHammer9999

            not sure…I don’t know what Lady Godiva looked like….I just know there’s a joke in that fun fact someplace….like “That’s why they named the chocolates after her…” except you know….funnier

  3. TeamTony

    Come on xbox isn’t your wife! lol unless you go to international waters where it can be!

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    • DairyBoy117

      Electrosexual rights will one day prevail. We will have marriage equality.

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