Austin was worried about dying a virgin, but now he knows he could join the band cult and become part if their rituals. Death still seems likely to follow shortly, however.
Given the choice between living forever without sex OR having sex once but then being stabbed 666 times, where would you prefer the bulk of the stabbing take place?
Do I sense a love interest for our protagonist.
Well, AlbertoxAustin is the obvious OTP here
Anyone who isn’t Tony X Battle T-rex is WRONG.
I still hardcore ship McTacoGuyxGasmask, tbh
We may see more of her later, I haven’t decided yet haha
Austin was worried about dying a virgin, but now he knows he could join the band cult and become part if their rituals. Death still seems likely to follow shortly, however.
Given the choice between living forever without sex OR having sex once but then being stabbed 666 times, where would you prefer the bulk of the stabbing take place?
Why not stab them before they stab you ;)
Also, cut them with a knife, they’ll know you mean business
Stab them with a knife? As opposed to? What? Stabbing them with a dust bunny?
Let’s see… My current dry spell is… Hmm, when did I start puberty? Uhhmm… Twelve years? I’ve got this immortality thing in the bag, yo.