Miranda

The student body President and Editor-In-Chief of the Hatchet’s rival school paper, The Real Union.

Miranda is hellbent on conquering the world and has learned the value in controlling information as a means to that end. When she couldn’t get the Hatchet to play along with her schemes, she simply founded her own publication.

On occasion she finds herself endangered by the weird monsters and evil forces that attack Easton and works alongside the Hatchet staff to save the day, though she tends to conveniently forget those moments rather quickly.

She likes to use dummies like Austin and Jacob to fulfill her goals. She keeps her best friend Abby on a tight leash.