John

The Hatchet’s Views editor who speaks sarcasm fluently. He enjoys picking on his best friend Ashlee. John wasted no time getting his license and a vehicle, which everyone definitely utilizes.

John gets reluctantly dragged into Ashlee’s online video game quests. While not a huge gamer, he is willing to play out of loyalty and friendship to Ashlee, even agreeing to use embarrassing character classes that help her gain perks and abilities, such as the sexually frustrated Bimmy Larp with all of the BDSM toys. You know, FOR KIDS.

Under his cool guy front, there is much more the team doesn’t know about him.