Useless Weather
Tornadoes will always choose to go for their natural prey, the trailer park.
Just like dinosaurs naturally attract the destructive wrath of asteroids.
Also, I did a guest comic for Lunarbaboon. You can read it HERE. If you wanna.
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I got more than 10 tons of snow and ice here, just say the word and the football field will become a winter wonderland!
Getting plowed face first into snow would be a whole different kind of pain. People who have never lived in snow don’t realize that it’s like glass sometimes.
Exactly! Since it would be so freakish for that to happen, they’d have to cancel the scrimmage due to Elsa having her monthly!
fun fact is that women experience a rise of testosterone, so their monthly is when, chemically speaking, they most resemble men. Meaning that if a guy had emotionally based ice powers the world would be frozen hell year round >_>
The cold never bothered me anyway.
Don’t we all wish a tornado would solve all our problems…one of the downfalls of being in california
I know. All we get are blasted earthquakes and wildfires… And I don’t live on a fault line or in a forest making both those things useless as well.
You’re telling me! Actually i’m not even sure, i hear about earthquakes happening in my region occasionally but never any of those i see the world shaking types =O
The last earthquake I was in made me pause the movie I was watching to look around, and then resumed.
I’m so far from the fault line that even if there was an absolutely disastrous earthquake that destroyed cities along said fault line, the worst I would get is a few pictures knocked off their shelves.