And then the two of them watched the Obama Christmas Special together drinking egg nog and eating Christmas cookies until they could eat no more, and didn’t once bicker or argue about who should have been elected or hypocritically accuse the other of single-handedly ushering in the downfall of the country.

I wonder what an Obama Christmas special would be like. I saw something called “Christmas at the White House” which I guess is an annual thing where they just show what the First Family is up to during the holidays. Like I care.